If this was even remotely accurate, I would totally drop out of school and become a professional ho.

Stolen from someone who I do not recall.

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Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $100


Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $25

Total so far: $225


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $325


Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $645


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1245


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1495

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1895


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2795


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: $3795

I. Put your iTunes/Ruckus/Napster/etc on shuffle.
II. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
III. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
IV. Tag 11 friends who might enjoy doing this.


1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Teardrops on my Guitar"-Taylor Swift

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Hello"- Evanescence

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"fergalicious" -Fergie

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"So Small" - Carrie Undwerwood

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"California"-Metro Station

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Dirty Little Secrets"-All American Rejects

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Big Girls Don;t Cry" - Fergie (ROFL)

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
"Far Away" - Nickleback(ROFL)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"U + Ur Hand" -P!nk

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
"Because of You" - Kelly Clarkson

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Aquarius" - Within Temptaion (We is FREEEEEE )

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Without Love"- Hairspray (LOL. That's..awkward.)

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"I'm Only Me When I'm With You" - Taylor Swift (Oddly Enough that fits)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"Going Under" - Evanescence

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"My Immortal" - Evanescence

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"What Hurts the Most" - CASCADA (Wow I knew it hurt for mom. Nut Dad to?)

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Animal I have Become " - Three Days Grace ( Lol. I'm an Animal. rawr~)

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Best Days" -Matt White (Wow. That's oddly true. Oddly happy. Oddly fits.)

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Welcome to the 60's" - Hairspray (I <3 HAIRSPRAY)

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Keep Holding On" -Avril Lavign /Eragon Soundtrack\ ( ;] My little secret)

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"When Your Gone" -Avril Lavigne (Dat's so sweet >w<

22. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Starts With Goodbye" - Carrie Underwwod (That's a tad bit ironic)

23. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"My Humps" - Black Eyed Peas (OMFG ROFLMAO. Same as Facebook. XDDDD ITS MEANT TO BE)

24.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Beautiful Eyes" - Taylor Swift (Even my songs think I'm perdy)

25. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Unwritten" - Natasha Beddingfield ( xDDDDD )

26. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"See Who I Am"- Within Temptation

27. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Little Wonders" - Rob Thomas (Again. Is this implying something?)

28. WILL YOU EVER HAVE KIDS?
"Light My Candle" - RENT (Kinky)

29. WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN?
"That Song In My Head" - Julianna Hough (What song will that be? O-o)

30. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"I Can Hear The Bells" - Hairspray (Lol)

Nothing to report cept I have a cold.

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1. Are you male or female?
Im pretty and witty

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
Feburay 29th I am 4

3. Where do you live?
Just outside of Seymour Buts

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
My parents were brutally killed by a flying disco ball. Spouse flourishes. Children are slowly being eaten by a flesh disorder.

5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
No. Politics bore my sorry ass off.

23. How would you describe your personality?
Easy going and mellow. I like the rough stuff don't mind getting hurt. PM me.

6. Where do you work or study at?
Bunny House

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
Tight midriff showing shirts. Extremely short shorts.no bra. I like freedom.

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I eat spinach all day never ending. I love slurpingup cat piss. Yum.

9. How many friends do you have?
Whoever I meet at the Playboy House.

18. Do you do "IT" often?
Depends how much I get payed.

10. Why did you join DA?
I love yaoi. I love the way men go on top of each other feeling up their tight pants. -drools-

11. What kind of art you like?
Omg Yaoi. *See above*

12. What kind of art do you make?
I pose with men/women they take the pictures.

13. Are you famous here on DA?
Yes of course. -waves hair lavishly-

14. Do you comment/answer comments?
No. not at all. I like to keep them waiting.

15. Do you fav often?
All the time. Specially SazuNaru

16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Yes. They provide self photos. I give them mine back.

17. Do you like quizzes?
No. They consum my everday life.

19. Do you use DA often?
No, this is the first time I've checked it in 20 years

20. Where did question 18 go?
It was not deleted

21. What kind of gift art you would want to?
I would love a sexy pic of a fat, hard, black cock. They make me wet.

22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
No. It consumed my life and ripped remaining family apart.

24. Where did question 23 dissappear?
I see 23. You must be blind.

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Yes the whole point of was to lie. :]

Well I'm home after an "interesting" weekend. lol. I was at my girlfriends all weekend was quite fun honestly. Until I slept in the "room" with the "rat". -shudders- NAsty little bastard kept me up. And that bed is unstable D<. But my girlfriends bed was comfy >w<. And then I got home to an angered PMS-y sister. -mumbles something incoherent about ugly little trolls-So yea "interesting weekend" :]

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1. What does your deviantart name mean and why did you join this site?
I kinda just like made it up. Its my user to like everything now. Kinda sad really.

2. What fandom where you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
Pokemon :]
Now itll be Zelda DD

3. How many watchers do you have now?
Maybe 10. If im lucky rofl

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
I <3 them all!

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
COmment more than fav. Is that bad?

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?
Nope. DOnt really want to either. I'm not on enough :]

7. What is your most popular deviation?
Mah CEltic Hand thingy O:

8. What are you favorite non-anime TV shows?
Gray's Anatomy, Project Runway, Hell's Kitchen, Biggest Loser, Top Chef.

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Probably Humans o-o

10. Summer or winter?
Summer. I GETS MAH TAN BACK >w<

11. Rain or Sun?
Sun. See above question.

12. What's your favorite type of music?
Pop/Country. I dont go out of it to be honest :]

13. PC or Mac?
PC. Mac makes me mad D<

14. Anime or Manga?
Manga

15. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi

16. Read or TV?
More TV nowadays

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
Not even 30 minutes unless I'm on a mission.

18. Name a hidden talent.
. . . We wont get into it.

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
Traditional

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
TACO BELL >w<

21. What is your top 3 favorite books?
Harry Potter Series.Deathly Hallowws mostly]
Eldest
FableHaven

22. Wii or Playstation?
They both have games I enjoy D:

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands
Within Temptation, Evanescence, [THIS ISNT A FAIR QUESTION D<]

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
FAst. But it can also depend on the lighting.

25. Do you like Denny's?
Yes, from what I've had anyways :]

26. What is your favorite emoticon?
I dont have one -.-

27. What is your favorite type of pie?
APPLE

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
46 hours and 18 minutes to be precise :]

29. Do you go on YouTube alot?
Not really.

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA?
GaiaOnline, Myspace, Facebook, and to many others to even mention.

31. Do you cosplay?
Nope. Unless you count Shakira :]

32. Fruits or sweets?
Sweets. :]

33. Name 4 artists you admire
. . . . A lot .

34. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
NONE I DISGUST IT ALL D<

35. Have you skipped school?
. . . . Some things are better left unsaid. WE'll say not since seventh grade. :]

36. Have you been on a plane?
No. I dun like height or moving steel death traps.

37. Have you swam in an ocean?
Does my bathtub count?

38. Have you been iceskating?
Yes.... painful. . .

39. Favorite vacation spot
Caseville >]

40. Ever been on tv?
Mhm.

41. Favorite salad dressing?
Ranch

42. What do you do to relax?
Sing.

43. What is the last film you saw in the theaters?
Madagascar 2 :]

44. Favorite Sandwich
Turkey >]

45. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
-ponders- Cairo, Egypt.

46. Favorite time of the day?
Morning like. When you first hear teh birdies :3

47. What did you want to be when you were little?
Veterinarian :]

48. What do you want to be now?
Video GAme Graphic Editor

49. If you could eat one person, who would it be?
. . . Me. I bet I'm DEE-LISH-USH

50. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
. . . . Voldemort D:

51. When is your birthday?
November 16th

52. Favorite type of ice cream?
Minto Chocolate Chip >]

53. Last book you read?
WArriors: Eclipse

54. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
FYE/Borders/BArnes & Noble.

55. Do you buy / sell / both on ebay?
Nope not enough patience.

56. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
Are you gay/Mexican.

57. Favorite all time tv show?
Gray's Anatomy.

58. What was your favorite show as a kid?
Pokemon.

59. What are you listening to right now?
Desperate Housewives

60. What is the last thing you ate?
A Tater with sour cream >].

61. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
OMG I WOULD WANNA BE SILVER O:

62. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
-ponders- Physical: Clothes/Hair MEntally: Personality

63. Favorite sport to play?
I dont play sports. IMAGINE THAT?!

64. Favorite Day of the Year?
Hmmmmm None.

65. Hugs or Kisses?
Both >:3

66. Chocolate or vanilla?
VAnilla

67. Favorite Board Game?
SORRY!

68. Favorite smells.
BAby Powder. Its ridculously alluring for me. O..o

69. What inspires you?
. . .

70. Do you have any piercings?
-checks body- NOPE

71. How many siblings do you have?
One. . .

72. Bacon Bits or croutons?
Bacon BLEAGH. Croutons >3

73. Favorite Day of the Week?
Saturday's

74. Favorite phrase?
I dont really know to be honest. Anyone have any ideas?

75. Favorite Restaurant?
BD's Mongolian Bar-B-Que

76. Favorite animal?
KITTEHS ^--^

77. Favorite thing to do outside?
TAN

78. Favorite thing to do when it's raining?
Watch TV

79. Favorite Disney character:
Hmmmmmmm I dont really have one to be honest D:

80. Do you like coffee? If so, what is your favorite brand?
Nope no coffee

81. Tag six people.
I dun wanna imagine i tagged you and you can do it yourself :]

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Healthy, happy thoughts, keeping their sweet slumber free of wicked dreams, and protecting their precious flower of innocence [Harry Potter Tales of Beedle the Bard

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
WALL D:

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Myself playing Super Smash Bros Brawl :]

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
7:18

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:20

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My mom doing the dishes

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
GEtting in the car to go to the library today~:]

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
This quiz from a friends' journal

9. What are you wearing
Jeans, Shoes, Socks, Undergarments, Glasses, T-Shirt, Jacket :]

10. Did you dream last night?
o: umm that my cat turned into a wolf o-o

11. When did you last laugh?
at dinner :]

12. What are on the walls you are in?
Fake wood paneling rofl

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My Sister

14. What do you think of this quiz?
RANDOM.

15. What is the last film you saw?
-ponders- OMG HAIRSPRAY <3

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Alotta stuff to long for here tho :]

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have 2 Kittehs :]

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Violence (not wars those are needed for stress relieval)

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes to embarrased to do it publicly rofl

20. George Bush:
Hes that president that isnt half bad compared to past ones~

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Iunno i have a alotta choices actually o.o

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Prolly Seth :]

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Perhaps depends where. . .

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
WE HAZ UNLIMITED VIDEOGAMES

25. 6 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
and EVERYONE WHO READS THIS BITCHEZZZZZZ XD